Today when I woke up, I saw out of my window this picture…
A couple of days ago we wore light coats and summer shoes and now… You never know what to expect from the Russian spring.
So I decided to make the Russian To-Do list out of a common To-Do list.
SPRING BREAK TO-DO LIST
Open the windows
Close the windows
Feed the ducks
Make a cold-proof birdhouse for the birds which returned too early from the south
Listen to the birds singing
Bring home a bouquet of flowers
Bring home your bear’s kennel. Offer him vodka
Put your new spring coat on
Make an ear-flapped hat out of your new spring coat
Take pictures of the beauty of spring
Take the pictures of Lenin and Stalin down from the wall and move them to safity (until a true spring comes)
Wander in a meadow
Wonder why the birds are still alive…
Have a picnic on the grass
Offer your bear some more vodka. If he refused, threaten to make him into a picnic blanket
Pick fresh berries
Split logs and put them in the nuclear collider
Try something new!
DON’T even try…